Wanna Buy A Bag Of Air From A Kanye West Show?
In what has to be a stupidity all time low, people are now selling bags of air from Kanye West’s Yeezus tour. Yes, you read that correctly: bags of air. The stench of thousands of bodies crammed together in an arena all captured in a sandwich bag for your pleasure. Sicko.
One bag with bidding currently sitting at $55 describes the contents of the bag to be:
“The air of party, screams, an freshness. I even saw it glow one night the air is so pure. Had it in my room for a bit but I want someone else to have it, and enjoy it’s cent.” – All grammatical errors left on purpose to outline the stupidity of this whole situation.
But wait, this gets better. One bag from an unspecified Yeezus gig had reached $60,000 from 90 bidders before eBay saw sense and removed the listing from the site.
If we were forced to buy one of these suckers as a matter of life or death, it would be the bag containing a negative rant about the megalomaniac.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
So long, world. It’s been real.