There’s A Company That Lets You Convert Your Ashes Into Vinyl
“When the album that is life finally reaches the end wouldn’t it be nice to keep that recording spinning for eternity?”
Here’s something for anyone with a morbid fascination for all things… well, morbid. UK-based company And Vinyly have come up with a business idea that’s a bit outside the
coffin box – for £3,000 (or $5,531AUD) you can have your very own ashes pressed into a playable vinyl record.
The basic package includes up to 30 vinyl discs and allows you to record a personal message, your last will and testament, or a song of your choosing onto the record. You can actually subject people to Limp Bizkit from beyond the grave.
If you’re all about that sweet, sweet analogue tone, you can simply press your ashes into the vinyl and opt for nothing but the warm, crackling pops that are your bodily remains.
The discs are your very own limited edition test pressing and are designed as a unique keepsake for family and friends. Your furry friends can get in on the action as well, with And Vinyly extending their services to pets.
The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die.